No, I don’t want him to write all that I’ve done, or will do, because that’d be the worlds’ most boring book. I want my life to be a book.
I want to be Alaska Young. I want to be Hazel Grace. I want to be Margo Roth Spiegelman.
I want my life to be this epic novel, where getting over obstacles…
which way is the appropriate way to eat a popsicle in front of your parents
Step One: come in slow and tease
Let the popsicle know how much you love ‘em and you’re parents will approve of this technique too, so take it slow and let your lips brush it to get the feel
Step Two: Go FAST SO FASt
Don’t be afraid to show the popsicle you know how to have a good time and you’re parents well, the do seem like watchers if they were observing in the first place
(Source: guy, via verysiriuspotterhead)
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”